My wife has been invited to yet another baby shower. A fun day in the sun where women play exciting games involving tasting baby food, stealing clothespins, and seeing what other women keep in their purses. If this is not enough they also eat cute little food items and open gifts and listen to each other say "Awwweeee, how cute!" simultaneously. Meanwhile the Man/partner/husband sits on the sidelines and either pretends to enjoy themselves or has to find something else to do. I say the rein of sexism stops now! I am posing a new tradition for men as they welcome in their new bundle of joy to the world called a "Serious? Dude we need to party before this goes down" shower.
At this special shower you will get to play exciting games such as sitting around, talking sports, watching UFC fights, and playing a variety of video games that involve blasting each other with fictional weapons. The menu would resemble that of a super bowl party...Nachos, wings, pizza, cold large drinks, and a variety of chips and dips. Now what about all the great gifts? I say all invited guests will bring something the guy can do only before the baby arrives. Things such as event/movie tickets, nights out to eat, or lap dances. Men could also go and register for gifts at Gamestop, Lowes, Home Depot, or Buffalo Wild Wings.
Some of you/women reading this will say " Cody, is retarded! We need the stuff we get for the babies!" Really? Really? I say that cave men managed to handle that stuff without bedding sets involving matching curtains depicting Noah's Arc...so can we. Jesus the lord himself was born in manger and covered and rags for clothes...and he turned out PERFECT!
So while some of you may view this as a "Bros before Hos" scenario, I say men deserve their day in the sun too. OMG Sears has the cutest new table saws aawwweee....Steve is going to love this!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I want to be invited to THAT party.
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