So here is what I am thinking. I want to set up a craigslist but only for the items craigslist will not allow you to sell. That's right, I am talking about weapons, bodily fluids, pet parts, and drugs all at codyslist!
In today's world home burglary is on the rise and you need to be safe! I mean yeah you could spend the money on a security system but you have to make payments and let stangers into your home for install. You could get a guard dog but you have to feed it, water it, and it's not going to be very effective if you don't abuse it so it is mistrusting of humans and distempered. You could also try to rely on the local law enforcement but what if you are not rich and white? If only there was a site that allowed you to buy guns, tazers, nun-chucks, switch blades, anti-aircraft weaponry at low low bargain basement prices from individuals who have no need for them. Imagine the saftey you will feel at night sleeping close to your AK-47, and a box of Cambodian land mines! Locals in your area may be selling their extra weapons at these low prices and my site could connect you with them! Sounds like peace of mind to me!
Suppose your kid comes home (hate it when they do that) and it's that time of year again....SCIENCE FAIR TIME!!! Your daughter Sally was up all night last night watching Mary Shelly's Frankenstein because you passed out after only your 5th beer and 2nd bucket of KFC and forgot to send her to bed. You awake to find that she is set on reanimating your cat "Mr. Pussin Toots III" you buried 3 months ago in the back yard! Sounds like a can't miss blue ribbon at the science fair! Only problem is that Mr. Pussin Toots III died because his kidneys and liver shut down, what are you going to do? With codyslist you could simply scroll to the "Animal Parts" section and find many local people area with just the parts you need! Even though you might not find a cat liver...maybe you find a weener dog liver, the experiment just got cooler! What Fun! Imagine your kid taking top honors in the science fair despite all the times you told them they would amount to nothing just like their whore mother!
I know that if you're like me you are sitting around with all these stupid fluids! I constantly find myself thinking..."Wow, I have so much extra blood, plasma, urine, cerebro spinal fluid, and feces I'm not even using!" Finally you can make some quick cash from selling your bodily fluids and excretions to others! Imagine how well little Sally's reanimated cat will be running on your AB+ blood and plasma! Who knows, maybe there are constipated teens that really want to light bags of their feces on fire on an old mans front porch but they are all constipated! here is your chance to get paid from sitting around and doing crap LITERALLY!!!!
If you haven't noticed, our health care in the US has something to be desired. A lot of our elderly can't afford their medications and meanwhile alot of us have old prescription meds or meds we have made that we are not even using! Finally grandma can get the Diazepam and Plavix fix she needs all conveniently laced with Flinstone's Vitamins and baking soda (maybe it will get rid of that old person smell she gives off)! Finally, prescription drug and amateur chemist reform in this great country...you're welcome.
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