My Bucket List.

The Movie ' The Bucket List' has inspired many people to create their own bucket lists. A bucket list for those of you who live under rocks (or in Texas/Utah) is a list of things you would like to do before you die or "kick the bucket" so today I thought I would share 5 of the things on my bucket list with you.

CODY'S SUPER BUCKET LIST

1. I want to run for public office! Not so much because I would like to win an election but because I would like to do what all the butt-holes in Vegas do and litter my City with catchy campaign signs. Not only would I put up a gross amount of signs but they would have messed up slogans. Such as "CODY WILCOX FOR MAYOR...GETTING SEX OFFENDERS OFF THE STREET...AND BACK IN THE CLASSROOM!" or "CODY WILCOX FOR SHERIFF ..... CAUSE THOSE PUPPIES AREN'T GOING TO PUNCH THEMSELVES!" or "IF YOU LIKE QUIET NEIGHBORHOODS, LOWER TAXES, AND HIV ....VOTE CODY WILCOX FOR DISTRICT 5 COMPTROLLER!" Then in the end it would just be great to see how many votes I actually got!



2. I want to teach English to those who do not speak it. I think teaching an ESL class would be fun because I can teach them how to speak incorrectly. I would teach them words like aint, pea-can (pecan), warsh (wash), britches (pants), crick (stream). I would also make sure that all my movies we watched in class contained a silly amount of poor English (Casino, New Jack City, Boyz N the Hood) and I think we would take a field trip to New Jersey...that would mess um up!

3. Fight Childhood obesity...literally. I'm just saying that going 4 rounds bare knuckle boxing in and effort to stop fat kids from getting fat might be good for them. It would give them plenty of exercise, would give them some positive self esteem, might feel like a punishment for eating to much (especially when every time I land a blow I say "that's for the porkchop!"), and if nothing else, learning how to get out of a rear naked choke is it's own reward!

4. Eat at Jason's Deli and not get Diarrhea (long shot right......been there 5 times....yet to not get the squirt-aroos)




5. Go to every hospital in Vegas and fill out intake forms based on 80's song lyrics. I would have symptoms such as "I got a bad case of loving you," being "unable to fight this feeling anymore, along with not being able to remember what I started fighting for." ...I would always ask if I could see "Dr. Feelgood because he is the one that makes me feel all right!" and my personal favorite would be saying that that "I seem to have an invisible touch, that is reaching in a grabs a hold of my heart/slowly tears me apart!"

Sure they may not seem as lofty as other peoples goals...but to each his own. Don't forget to vote for me next week...or you're pro date rape and cookies!