Sexual Harasment isn't funny....sept most of the time.

Another fun day of work at Fresh And Easy tonight. It was a long day when I had to wake up early to go to my daughter's soccer game. From there I helped a friend move into his new house. Then to Fresh and Easy where I got to tackle a kid trying to make a beer run, and then slave away for a few hours.
During that time there is one thing that we all can't stop blabbin about at work...Brandon. Brandon is a new employee who suffers from enlarged balls. In fact Brandon's balls are ruffly three times the size of his brain. He has managed to make nearly everyone at our work uncomfortable..especially the ladies. Brandon refers to one black girl we work with as "The Head Nigger In Charge", has told girls if he didn't have a girlfriend he would totally hook up with them (even though they are either married or 12+ years younger than him), and my personal fave is that he recently tried to convince my friend that her boyfriend is gay so can have a shot.
I know you are thinking...wow, that is a little much, why would we put up with that? BECAUSE IT IS HILARIOUS! I love seeing him make a disgrace of himself and get away with it..it's funny to me! Another bright spot in this is that his ol' lady is hella jealous and comes in just to check on him, and flipped out when she found out another woman gave him Advil!!!! you can not pay for this kind of entertainment.
Brandon has inspired me to do my own sexual harassing. Now I am being extra flirtatious by carding every woman who buys alcohol even if they are clearly 80. I wink at anyone who buys anything shaped like a wiener (hot dog, kielbasa, carrots, cucumbers, popsicles.....etc). I Laugh every time Brain Adam's Summer of 69 comes on the Muzac and work. I even have started saying things like "Tater tots are in Isle 8....work it girl...daddy likey." Funny or what!!!!
So when I get out of hear in 9 months (with good behavior) I'm hoping the world has matured enough to get my sense of humor. Jail sucks, and this guy won't stop sexually harassing me in here even though I told him it's not the same and is not funny.


ps..... Shake that ass.